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Saluting the late, great Richard Harris

One of the few drinkers who could keep up
with George Best was Richard Harris.
Back in the 80s, Harris was starring in a
play at the London Palladium. During the day
he spent most of his time getting drunk
in Soho. One afternoon he got chatting to a
beautiful blonde. Harris explained he was
in a play, and that she had to see it. He
then got a friend to run round to the
theatre and get him two comp tickets.

Many hours later, Harris and the blonde
were hammered. He reached in to his pocket,
finds the tickets and takes the blonde to
the theatre. They take their seats. About
10 minutes in to the play, Harris suddenly
stands up, loudly exclaiming "Oh fuck,
I'm in this! And runs off backstage to
get changed.